murder was the kates that they grave me

Jul23

on July 23, 2010

Chapter: thecomic

is that a pun, i can’t tell

└ Tags: escape, lies, murder, room

VenomFaiz03

Lupin the thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiird
M Night Shyamalan

Or IS he gone? Think about THAT one.
- Jen
  
  What a tweest!
Jai

The logic of this strip is as inescapable as the holy bonds of matrimony and as delicious as prison bars.
Hectate

The bulb seems unfazed by this development.
- some asshole
  
  i wouldn't be either… i'd prolly hold up a sign that says "8/10"
mudfoot

He blinded them with… oh my god no that is not a pun Kris,,,

Oh crap he's gone!
Jen

Kris was just too lazy to draw the dude for that last panel.
- Jai
  
  Woah, that lying dude is GOOD! Even the readers think he's gone!
SheilaO_o

The police haven't developed out of the "peek-a-boo" phase.
macsnafu

Wait! Where was the guard for the first two panels??
Ralph

Why should the guard care about escaping prisoners when he has a second face growing out of him?
- Jesse
  
  It's Two Cops' adversary on the force, One Cop. He's a conjoined twin who was only allowed to enroll in the academy once.
  - Ralph
    
    One Guard*
TheTJ

"Uh, also you did not just hand me fifty dollars."
- eksortso
  
  Hand who fifty dollars?
abbbzz

With four eyes, you would think Siamese Guard could see the prisoner. Maybe all those floating lines orbiting his face get frustrating for him after a while.
- The Lord
  
  Yeah and what's with the multiple scenes and the three black boxes? And the words floating around? And the characters have no hands or pupils. And that one guy totally has no feet. I think they're all ghosts. What's a character anyway? Where am I? Who are you? I am trapped in a box of text.
bread in agony

i don't get it…
- seriously
  
  We know, we all got the newsletter your girlfriend sends out.
  Your poor lonely sexually frustrated girlfriend…
macsnafu

Okay, I finally get it. Since he lied to them before, they don't believe him when he says that he's still in the room…
hurrtags

Do you EVER tag your comics ? The cloud tag below is just a pile of crap. Average 2 comics per tag.
- o0o
  
  yes, i often need to look up chainsawsuit comics by subject matter. for instance when i am putting together a powerpoint presentation for work or a funeral.
  - Hectate
    
    Chainsawsuit for funerals. This is so much win. I think there's a potential market here for Kris.
    - eksortso
      
      Hey, he tapped that market already, remember? Back in the days of http://chainsawsuit.com/2009/10/01/strip-301/ before Family Guy ruined it for everyone.
  - Ralph
    
    at least we can always easily find that one with innocently whistling Jesus.
NotYoCheez

Phoebe was the Cates that they gave me. I've never been happier.
bertbad

Such a trickster this guy.
nesscrowunad

just made my day .
mefontdiscnges

quite enjoyable…fuckin' lovely

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murder was the kates that they grave me

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