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this isn’t the first time we’ve seen j reginyld freekshow, but you know, it’s so sad when one ninja blows it for the rest of the fam. the news always makes a big stink about isolated stuff like this. now i know what you’re thinking, here’s another wannabe serial killer who likes making a lot of wiener jokes, but… well wait a second, both of those things are cool. lemme start over

i mean, maybe he sprayed faygo birthday cake-flavored soda on the esteemed members of the jury. maybe he was waving a hatchet around and demanded to see everyone’s boobs. maybe he had removed his pants for a round of mudpit extreme backyard wrestling. okay this is ridiculous, all those things are totally rad

this guy is the best lawyer ever, case closed