two cops can’t cut a break in this town
Coppin' a feel or two
I <3 Two Cops. Please make some merch featuring his/their steely mustachioed face/s.
smoking in a police station? we need Two Whistleblowers
If Two Cops touches himself, can he file a sexual harassment suit?
Has this joke been done in comments 100 times already?
with two cops its probably 200 times
Floating anti-gravity cigars? I like that.
can't "cut" a break? is that some weird regional way to say it? from the weird region?
Obviously he couldn't say "catch a break" because there's nothing and no one Two Cops can't catch.
I like how his mouth is stitched shut. One cop will keep his mouth shut if he knows what's good for him.
I do believe that's a mustache.
Wait, what if two-cops won the all-award?
Not possible…there'd be a tie. See above joke
Yeah, but that was for "Best Officer of the Year", which is an award within the police force. How do you know both cops couldn't get an all-award AT THE SAME TIME? Come on now, the all-award doesn't bend to your rules.
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The tie was between two OTHER cops, Riggs and Murtough. It's been a good year for them.
Murtough, however, is getting to old for this shit
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Kriiiiis when is the dark sun podcast coming out?
Agreed. This is knowledge that must be shared.
You could say I agreed twice and became
Don't know to what or why but you two sounded so confident about that something.
Shouldn't he be wearing.. two badges?
One's on his coat, the other's on his hat instead of the thing that's usually on a cop's hat.
No, the one he's wearing is just twice as heavy.
It goes well with his 12-chamber revolver.
Is it an .88 magnum?
Yep, along with his 8-wheeled cruiser and double-barrelled radar gun.
He used to, but he kept doing the "Where are your badges?" "We don't need no stinkeen badges!" thing all day.
Man, a double-barrelled radar gun. You could fry someone with all of the waves coming out of that thing.
The man of thousand faces…
Haha! Of course!
Panel 4:Neither of them were you of course, you're terrible.
I accidentally entered the uterus twice, now i'm:
you are a god of comics