the coveted all-award
winning this thing means you’re done. your legacy is beyond secure, and can’t be undone by what you do next
in fact, there is literally nothing to do next, you already did the best at everything in every possible field: music, science, painting, books, language, medicine, cooking, architecture, movies, charity, and more
so congratulations, here is your all-award, awarded to you on may 14, 2010 by the only agency that is authorized to select winners: chainsawsuit. now die
and and and finally if you live in the north seattle area, scott kurtz, dave kellett and i will be signing at the comic stop in lynnwood this coming monday at 6:30 pm! welcome me and scott to seattle. dave is just there by coincidence.