next time you invite cthulhu over for a little 4e make sure you check out what he’s working with over there

none of his dice remotely meet the standards for what you and i would call closed solids, let alone a good old d20

he rolls in here with stats you’ve never even heard of. since when do you rank atrocity up there with dexterity and wisdom, what class even uses that

what a doucher, he’s barred from my games ever since he imprisoned me on the plateau of leng for telling him he already used his daily