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in case you didn’t know, boner college is a story of a group of young men fighting the fascism of flaccism

boners are useful for other reasons beyond sexual. here’s a short list:

– keeps blood away from the other organs
– could increase embarrassment in a timely fashion
– a variable ruler
– allows for a test of jean-elasticity
– a valuable guard against sleeping on your stomach
– conversation starter at the nobel prize banquet in sweden

and in case you missed yesterday’s announcement, chainsawsuit 3, the book, is here! all ready to stand up next to your other two books. and if you don’t have book 1 and 2, you can get them at the link at the same time, but book 1 is almost out of print and will not be reprinted. so if you want to give a great, non-boner gift for someone, i think you know what to do