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that’s right, it’s an old legend, but it’s not one without merit. since caveman days, scientists have tried to figure out how to not have us go to the bathroom anymore

think about it — it is a totally alien experience that requires its own private area in the home. and it can literally take like 15 minutes! what a waste of time, depending on what you’ve eaten and how many books or magazines are in there.

someday, we’ll wear clothes made out of soft ipads and we’ll think away waste products using telekinesis. until then it’s toilets and don’t try to get creative like these two