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just when you thought you were done listening to your aunt crying about messing up your life or whatever, the domino’s guy shows up early for once and blows the whole deal

okay, that’s fine, maybe once your family takes a gander at that piping-hot drug-lover’s pizza they’ll change their tune

hand-tossed crust, real slices of black tar heroin, meth sauce, layered with cheese (sic)

it’s a drug- and pizza-lover’s dream, and their kidneys’ and liver’s nightmare