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is easy ’cause you’re beautiful beautiful beautiful beautiful beautiful

anyway, here are some easy tips for making love to a copier:

– the lid is your best bet but throw away all the copies after
– avoid the paper trays, full of their 8.5×11″ wiener knives
– don’t use a brother multifunction copier/fax, it’s called “brother” and that’s gross!

safe office dating!