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thank god for boner meds, bro

now i don’t have to be dignified and old, i can just keep going and bragging to my friends at the golf course

yeah me and my woman, you know, we got two of those huge, 600-pound clawfoot tubs and just dragged them across a quarter-mile of beach sand to sit them down in front of the ocean

we also had to leave the car running to use the portable 55-gallon water heater i installed so the splash-splash could be all warmy-warms

then i tooks my boner-maker so’s my ladygirl and i could make a humpy-dump in about an hour

oh no we forgot the tubbbbsssss