in that it’s not romantic at all, it’s actually really horrible if you think about it
Its also pedophilia, cause that guys like 400 right?
Try 108, but yeah, pedo.
He's a creepy, controlling, abusive stalker. D;
You know the age???
Wikipedia, dude. doesn't hurt to get your facts straight even if you hate twilight. If you say it wrong the fans will just laugh at you for being inaccurate, yes?
Well, yeah… but in vampire years, that's, like, 13, right? You divide by 8?
Also, yeah. In the cannon vampiric fiction, vampires can control your emotions. In other words, Edward should have been able to scare off Jacob (Jason? Jared?) and have little Bella all to himself, then make her fall in love with him, so he would get exactly what he wanted, no fights. AND: All that would be done before the first chapter was over.
Come on, Steph. If you read up on your facts before you started writing, a lot fewer people would hate you.
which is why I love it when people make a big deal out of whether they're team dogperson or team creepy abusive corpse
id totally read this book
I've heard of this book "Nightlight" that makes fun of twilight. I haven't read it, but it sounds funny.
LoL, Chainsawsuit made me laugh again, or something.
Nightlight is freaking hilarious I recommend for anyone who hates twilight!
Also, Taintlight. That was a bizarre flick. Thank you (??) Netflix.
Because real vampires don't sparkle, and Alucard can kick Edward's scrawny ass three ways to next Sunday!
Who would beat the shit out of Edward better, Hellsing Alucard, or Castlevania Alucard?
Devil May Cry Dante.
In my youth vampires sucked blood not cock…
Aren't vampires dead? So its Pedo-Necro-philia…
It's pedophilia on his part, necrophilia on her part. He's a dead dude doin' it with a living chick, and that deserves its own classification. Necrovivophilia?
At least it's not as messed up (or delectable) as Sado-maso-pedo-robo-necro-beastiality.
I like this comic… It's really funny and makes fun of all the things I don't admire about my generation
But Alucard isn't Dracula. Or at least the most famous one isn't (from Castlevania). He's just the uncreative son of Dracula :)
Still a better story then Ted Rall.