here is your strip for today
aww, poor french man. they're always being pushed around
This is what we in the business call a "classic".
This guy does everything he can to seem French, but people simply refuse to believe him. Hercule Poirot would be jealous.
As ze legitimate Frenchman I take the offense at zis travesty of.. heh no I can't do it, I'm fakin' too.
The loaf of French bread was bad enough, but what really made it obvious were the french fries!