coming soon!!! just kidding, here it is

lazy cat: this cat is seriously lazy except when he’s kicking ass which is always
huntyr chase: pick-up artist bro extraordinaire. he loves popping collars and puka shell necklaces
two cops: this guy looks like just one cop but he is really two cops.
famous chef: he’s never satisfied with any of the cooking on his reality show!!!
cthulhu: a scary evil (indifferent?) god who lives under the sea and hates to be appreciated
boob nerd: this anime nerd can’t get enough of boobs! good thing he’s going to boobs high school
emo guy: he is not a very good friend or character
me: it’s-a me! kristofer