Hello there, %FIRST_NAME! Surprised to see that I know you read my site? Well, don’t be. I actually make an effort to learn about all my readers. And you happen to be one of my favorites, %FIRST_NAME.

I’ll be at my table in Bandland when I’m not participating on these panels:

AppJunkies Live: The Worst Games Ever Made

Join the AppJunkies as they start their 5th year of presenting the worst games at PAX! It’s an entirely new lineup of horrible app disasters, so prepare to be amazed (and slightly stunned) at this fast-paced panel of awfulness. Often dubbed “the MST3K of B-Grade apps,” it’s an hour of your life you won’t get back. Audience heckling encouraged… for those not rendered speechless.

Late Night Dub Fight

Back for another round, it’s the Late Night Dub Fight! Relive moments from your favorite cartoons, video games, movies, TV shows, and anime, in a new and hilarious light. The Late Night Dub Fight pits panelists against each other to find out who can “improve” classic clips by redubbing them live with their imposing improv skills. No one knows what show host Ian Horner has up his sleeves, or what the cast members will say!

Pitch Your Game Idea

You’ve got 45 seconds to deliver your idea to our panel of experts. The top three pitches will be picked for prizes and swag! (Please note: this is an open forum—there’s nothing keeping anyone, judges and attendees alike, from stealing your ideas! If you aren’t comfortable with this, please don’t pitch your game.)

Jackbox at PAX … Box

Do you like Quiplash 2? Of course you do!

Do you like Jerry Holkins, Kris Straub, Graham Stark, and other special guests? Of course you do!

Well you should check out this panel and watch these awesome people play this awesome game. If you are unfamiliar, it’s just gonna be a bunch of hilarious people making snarky responses to questions while you vote on a winner live from your phone.

Hope to see you there! You’re just over in %ADDRESS_CITY, right?