come on, admit it — we’ve all taken the wrong kind of erectile dysfunction medication by accident. it starts as an accident, at least. now it’s a lifestyle
Archive for ‘January, 2013’
that guy’s been pouring you drinks all night. don’t rough up his bar because you want to murder some other clown. take it to the fully-appointed, stain-proof murder room around the corner
another good one! it’s like i can replace any star wars noun with a j.j. abrams noun and it’s a topical joke anyway, in case you hadn’t heard, it’s true. i wasn’t crazy about abrams’ star trek, but it’s not really his fault. TOS was never really my thing, and i felt like the movie [...]
you know what, it’s fine. just leave it. if i have to zoom in i’ll zoom in. yes. no, don’t worry about it. i know what i can and can’t read at how big. no, i — just pretend like this is a desktop machine. this phone may actually be more powerful than my desktop [...]
oven-famous also, today’s comic is proof that the sleepdesk works, because i wrote it in my dreams just before waking up, then wrote it down. true story!!
from dynogen! there are only so many hours in a day — why not take advantage of the part of your brain that needs rest?
what are the vapors? do they only occur when a handsome man is nearby? do you have to declare that you’ve caught them before a doctor will treat you? can men get the vapors? please help