what an ironic twist… captain picard done in by the thing he loved, and the technology he trusted spotted by… a blind man… and… cared for… by someone with hair… there is way too much incredible irony here, this is amazing, i am a great writer hire me, star trek
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sometimes huntyr likes to trick his friends into accidentally looking at his wiener. i think i had a friend like that once. he is in jail
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i’m not sure what they make. i’m not sure they know either.
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i think this captures the spirit of the holidays
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he actually wanted the world to end because he knows stupid tyler’s parents got tyler a robot dinosaur for christmas, like the one he wanted, and if he can’t have it neither can stupid tyler o ah uuc ticab, god of earth, please swallow mrs. numamoto’s 3A class first
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i hope this strip is absurd enough that it’s not too soon to post it. now i’m worried that it’s actually not absurd enough anyway, congrats on today not being the apocalypse
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finally, a way to work while you bond with your partner. the deluxe edition includes a set of mechanical armatures you and your partner wear that do all the movement for you, so you can really focus up on the presentation notes for thursday
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this is an old gag my brother and i dreamed up. the movie ends with a little league team in the rain, gathered around a father clutching his broken son, as he cries out with a mixture of pride and regret, “my son’s name is hitler jones”
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if someone tells you they never get lost on wikipedia following link after link, here are some things you can do look at their shoulder blades for bat wings see if they are not visible in a mirror trick them into entering a church use their blood to enchant weapons
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marriage is a “team” effort… when there’s trouble at “home” you may not do any better “on the road!!” “sports”
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