okay, it’s not really a doctor-caused dilemma. the doctor just made two cops aware of a serious concern. people avoid going to doctors as if the doctor creates the problem, but oh hell i don’t need to tell you that hey you know what, enjoy some other two cops adventures while you’re here
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maybe their name was mark? that would be ideal this joke is actually from my brainstorming for the #sketchathlon2012 chainsawsuit draw-off mess that i got myself into. i have to do 100 chainsawsuits for people in the next couple weeks so i can mail them before christmas. so enjoy it, dude or lady getting the [...]
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brah i’m hella stoked for the resurgence of the humble caraway seed in winter dishes
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when a new toaster won’t do, give the gift no one asks for reminder! today is the last day to get 20% off any order of $15 or more in my store. just enter “holiday2012″ at checkout for a hot save-o (savings)
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they got to me, mom and dad! they got to me. your son is gone, pitching and tossing on the churning seas of capitalism, amidst a monsoon of shame… and incredible savings! right now at my bookstore, you can get 20% off all purchases over $15 by entering the code “holiday2012″ at checkout. this offer [...]
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if you’re like me, your attempt at orange spice cookies that took all day fell short of the mark. now you’ve got only an hour to whip something up for the extended family. here’s the good news: all of the above recipes take 3-4 minutes each happy thanksgiving, i’m grateful for the support of my [...]
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i can sync everything over wifi — everything except my battery level. i tried syncing a little text file that said “battery is now full” but it wasn’t the same
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give me at least a day to get my bearings again. you hit me with this over free airport wi-fi i don’t even like elmo, but man, what a weird headline to read
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hey guys, ever since i heard of desert bus for hope i wanted to get “onboard the bus” to help raise money for child’s play, a charity that donates entertainment systems to kids enduring long hospital stays but what i didn’t realize is, the children’s charity “drive” doesn’t really take place in canada, but an [...]
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it’s happening to me! luckily i’m seeing skyfall tonight, so that’s one half of my friends that can have me back
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