inspired by a commercial where the side effects list was three times as long as the introduction to the drug, and they were very clear that there are multiple (but small) risks of death associated with the drug it was for an anti-depressant
saw this article about a bill in utah that already passed the house, saying sex education may be replaced with a new abstinence-only education program i didn’t know it was this easy to solve world problems! let’s stop teaching the law of gravity so kids can flyyyyy
sorry i’m late on this, but it’s hot off the presses and as we all know, there’s no newspapers on sunday!! anyway the real hot guest at the oscars wasn’t billy crystal, it was the super-hot microphone that had a horrible tinny reverb for the entire broadcast no matter who was speaking. who got fired [...]
lazy cat is on special operations with the united states marines or army or whatever
now those are what i call theoretical models derived from crystallographic calculations, hubba hubba
or is this first meal? how did we get on meal sequence as a brand, taco bell anyway it’s true. taco bell is unveiling a breakfast menu and i don’t know man, it just feels wrong. it’s like going to a mexican restaurant and getting a hamburger besides, the only time you go to taco [...]
hit me actually “you have 100 problems” is a good thing to say to a friend when you want to tell him his woman is causing problems :(
