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Archive for ‘January, 2012’
man, this is not bad. plus i don’t have to worry about fighting my wikipedia edit wars until thursday (the galaxy quest head-canon area is a battleground) actually here’s the real reason i am opposed to sopa and the protect-ip act (pipa): if someone in my comments says “hey check out this relevant link” and [...]
here’s some other things you can’t ask your doctor about: if you can have sex with his daughter what’s his social security number what he regrets about medical school why he’s so sad lately :(
Yeah, I said goods! Not bads! We sold those off already. Good things come to those who wait. That means if you bought early you got some terrible things. Sorry about that! But to those of you who didn’t know, look at these fine shirts and posters I have available:
why do exorcisms even exist? once you trap an evil spirit inside a person, just launch them into the sun don’t fix possessed people, they’re like living containment units reeaahhh, rreaaahhh (that’s the ecto-1 siren)
The boys get into a pickle when they realize they spent all the Kickstarter money for the show.
first two panels, alternate ending: “the newspaper industry adapts” this is probably the cutest chainsawsuit ever, short of wuvcraft







