you know how you’re at work right now, but your grandfather is behind you and you know his head is one of those dried apple doll heads, but you can’t turn to look because you somehow know you’ll die if you do? that means it’s working(tm)
Archive for ‘January, 2012’
have you guys seen this yet? i used to have another site, long ago, where i threw things at the wall and determined whether or not you like them. it was chainsawsuit before chainsawsuit. but now chainsawsuit is this thing you know already, so i’m throwing things at an all-new wall: chainsawsuit labs. it’s in [...]
we have met roger before, and he wasn’t any better of a liar back then either the disconnect seems to lie in his lack of understanding of how concepts interrelate
this is one tradition i do not understand, never will understand grooms, don’t… don’t go foraging up your bride’s leg for sexy underthings in front of your nana i don’t get why your folks need to see you in a mock sexual operation
well that worked out well, didn’t it! she wanted a pizza, he delivered it. now her kids and husband can also enjoy a night of pizza and a tv movie. the delivery man made a nice gratuity and did his job well! almost seems like there’s no joke here at all, ah well, sometimes i [...]
this made news about 4 days ago, dc comics having a new logo for comic books and movies and books and plush toys (i guess) i honestly forgot about the logo that came after the ’80s one, that one that looks like a blue captain america (not a dc character) shield with four stars around [...]
did you know chainsawsuit has books? and among them is this, the latest book?! If Chainsawsuit is for everyone now, does that mean it’s not indie anymore? Does that mean it can’t be a scene kid and hang out in front of the art gallery party sponsored by Vice Magazine? Nah, don’t worry, it’s not [...]
dr. weightloss is finally back (?) with his latest healthy craze, the healthknife. watch unwanted pounds fall away from your body in minutes. not available in stores: it has to be purchased online after you click “accept” which says that you read all 200 pages of literature absolving dr. weightloss of any potential wrongdoing
up here at starry pines mountain resort and ski lodge, the winter sports are like nothing you’ve ever seen first of all, trees can’t grow here because the low gravity messes up the nitrogen uptake cycle in their roots. the snow never gets packed firm — it just kind of hovers at knee height, what [...]







