i actually did not think much of the stop online piracy act until i heard about it being discussed on the senate floor. why did i not care about it? i’ll tell you. one of the most compelling arguments someone posted against sopa was the idea that “if you upload a video of your baby [...]
gentlemen start your crispin’s(tm) ladies, get out. the crispburger will not be sold to women.
that’s where these club kids are headed with their preparation h fantasies by the way, out of sheer curiosity i googled “preparation h” and “club drugs” and found a zillion results from 2009. why? because cool kids were smearing preparation h on their muscles before hitting the clubs. so i give up. that’s a better [...]
similarly: how do you have a mascot who is actually the antithesis of what you’re trying to convey? remember domino’s pizza and the noid? even though he was a demon that ruined pizza, he became synonymous with the domino’s brand aw who cares i just wanted to make a bear attack joke
finally a kit for parents who know that negative reinforcement gets the best results, especially when dealing with finicky eaters comes with enough spooky letters to write a stern demonic admonishment (demonishment) on your child’s wall
hey, if you see a stand-up comedian and all he does is mention common annoyances as if they were jokes, you’re getting ripped off. those are your moments he’s just stealing. ask the club manager for your money back. now you’re learnin on a wish
tell your little “sprout” this when they’re old enough! hmm, sprout. sprout. wait a minute, if the seed sprouts, you’ll have a tiny plant to eat. that’s even better
… and take the altar <3 <3 <3 <3 if you’re attending the child’s play charity dinner tonight in bellevue, i will be there! come say hello. not while i’m eating though, come on man
