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on a related note, seems like dr. sam beckett of quantum leap was the original time ruiner did you see the new chainsawsuit stuff in the store? new book and a new cthulhu shirt! please look, and thanks!
look, in my games i love a good weapons degradation/repair mechanic like the next guy, but wait, no. i hate that mechanic. dead island, learn from other games! i hate the idea that my sword is gonna break after three swings. come on the cthulhu’s first swim t-shirts from pax are now available in my [...]
my burgeoning ripped-from-the-headlines series continues to make waves. did you know i sold laws & order: 1999 cybercrime unit to boomerang? i was surprised they wanted it alongside wacky racers and all that old hanna-barbera stuff, but it was the easiest $60 i ever made here are some other laws & order spinoffs to watch [...]
that was a food pun up in the title i’ve got something exciting to announce for chainsawsuit this week! it’s pretty great but i don’t want to do it until the pieces are in place which will take me part of today but i’ll edit this post to reflect that
because security means letting facebook have my phone number and importing all my contacts then having them change security policies in four months and me forgetting that now everyone can see my phone number and my contacts
most days it’s sheer willpower that’s preventing this in other news, pam smith sends us this gallery from dragoncon 2011, in which she spearheaded the effort to spread the joy of hugging a salmon as demonstrated in this chainsawsuit. nothing hugs like salmon as this proves, and for her efforts i dub her the salmoner. thank [...]
i love it, this stuff is so easy, let’s have some more in the comments please edit: as of 5 PM on the day of update, 230 comments! incredible, you all get hats (revoked by george lucas)
here are the kinds of tweets that this product will not allow to be tweeted: – seared ahi with fresh chipotle-mango reduction, ooh hoo! i deserve this #bestmealforme – looking sexy tonight, i wish someone would ravish me (included: high-contrast twitpic of myspace-angle cleavage) – what the hell is (trending topic) ??? – any of [...]
warp doesn’t describe the speed he works at though! it took him 20 minutes to diagnose the core misalignment issue which had wrecked the dilithium crystals it took 21 minutes for the ship to explode, so he still got his joke out in time, don’t worry
