why do robots need cars? because it’s luxurious
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it’s buffett’s opinion that congress needs to stop snuggling the super-rich. i don’t see why, they look very cuddleable
sometimes it’s fun to fantasize about a distant world of beings you’ll never understand, like in a campaign of h&h. good thing no one actually ever really dies forever. what a weird game mechanic, so the game just stops at that point? and you don’t get to play anymore? i wonder if they did that [...]
sometimes it’s not just a sally forth punchline. sometimes it is a dire thing
the good thing about a public google plus hangout is that you always know whose junk you just saw
then out come the kids, and what are they but human-shaped jars you fill with your anxieties i figured it all out no thanks to dr. phil, so where’s my guest spot on oprah oh wait oprah is over :(
after the titanic failed to sink in 1912, white star lines thought it was providence that protected the giant ship, and took it as an a-ok from god to build even bigger ships. the solaric came in 1916, followed by the gigantic, the monstropic, the leviathanic, and finally the enormic, a ship which could hold [...]
this alarming trend has swept… one kid, who later immediately blew his nose. authorities say he did not have a tissue at first. it was not actually an alarming trend.
two friends are getting married and i love them very much scott and i are gonna dj their wedding, and have been told to “be ourselves.” i am concerned because “ourselves” don’t seem like wedding material but i think we can rein it in?? if we don’t have any friends monday i guess we’ll know [...]
except love you ha ha just kidding. if you had a suit like this you’d know real love and not the line of bs your mom and your dog and whatever have been feeding you
