this is all we have left, guys. lucas is adding or changing some audio cues to the blu-ray release of the original trilogy because i guess now that he’s older, he is realizing that you can’t tell a story without having characters explain every possible motivation they have directly into the camera. so now when [...]
horror puns too clever? bring them down a notch: – guess you could say his corpse was there – he must have had a deadly good time – you could say he was a lot of crows, because he was murdered
a new kind of reality tv show, that only asks one question: why would anyone go into… the knife room?? don’t go into it.
PAX 2011 is this weekend, again, and it promises to be a big one. Here’s a list of what I got going on with my somewhat-hetero lifemate Scott: – We have a booth in Bandland once again, and when we’re not doing panels, that’s where we’ll be! We will have a NEW Blamimation t-shirt on [...]
if you want to feel horrible about yourself all day, just imagine that dick clark and ed mcmahon are narrating everything you’re doing to a tittering studio audience, waiting for the practical joke to land. except the joke is your whole life “now he’s getting two… no, three eggs.” studio audience laughs “turning up the [...]
damn, baby girl, are you my poop? because i love the way you fill out a diaper
it’s true that sometimes twitter gets paid to run certain trending topics, but luckily you can spot them easily because beneath them, it says “sponsored.” also they are things no one would ever actually tweet about also! pax is coming up and i’ll be there, but did you know kris and scott’s scott and kris [...]
specifically, competitions. next time you’re taking a midterm, flip some chairs over and scream at the professor — he will have to keep you in the class for the drama factor, but rein it in for the final exam or you’ll get passed over for the one we always wanted to win. er, get a [...]
i’ll be honest, i’ve been drinking and this one got away from me very quickly
crowdsourcing: you get what you pay for but what you paid for… was me kicking you through the screen >B] p.s. i ain’t being a mac evangelist, you can switch platforms and have the same result
