i never watched this one, despite thinking janeway was the hottest captain. well okay, i watched like 6 episodes max. the real one i never watched was enterprise. i saw one episode that was literally the tng out-of-phase episode, plus the ending from the old twilight zone episode “an occurrence at owl creek bridge” smashed [...]
crack one open, it won’t fill you up, won’t slow you down i had a really hard time with a joke about deep space nine, which sucks because it’s my favorite trek. maybe that’s why i had a hard time, it’s like making fun of my beloved uncle
all right, you wanted star trek jokes all week, you got em, by george also check this out for next week, remember, i’m at booth 1237 with scott and right next to penny arcade at san diego comic con, you can’t miss
captain’s log, stardate 41902.2359.3, once again we are tasked by the omnipotent q he ate all the croutons from my mcdonald’s salad and that’s the only good part of the salad.
detention on the enterprise is pretty rough, especially when your mom is the teacher and all the other ensigns are giggling! augh, stop it you guys
grab a pan, famous chef, these identities ain’t cookin themselves
is any text even necessary here, do i need to elaborate at all on this one short day left to pre-order the blamimation season 1 dvd set. Who cares, because you can just buy it later, right? WRONG. Well, partly wrong. If you pre-order it now (and it’s shipping like, next week, so it’s not [...]
a google search for “are celebs wearing less clothes” reveals that yes, no one has used that phrase on the internet. which proves that the opposite must be true: they are wearing more clothes than ever before well, what does that mean for us in american entertainment it means we’re all boned. pretty soon starlets [...]
got some news for you: sheen is back and he’s changed, now he’s called chuck sheen and he’s not anything having to do with that other guy, he’s the best and not a loser
remember the time i was just looking at stuff on my phone also remember! you have until this friday to get your blam season 1 dvd signed by scott and me, and also get a free map of rivenshyre, the land where flindell and kadath frolic and larp. after that i don’t think we’re signing [...]
