heads up world, something dangerous is going on, and — uh, actually everything is fine. never mind. also i just remembered i have a dentist’s appointment, so i need to leave right now also exciting news: Watch it here! Vantage Point Productions, the film crew behind Penny Arcade: The Series, approached us a while back [...]
action champ walkaway is back in his third appearance at chainsawsuit. who knew there were so many things to turn your back on woof, that sounded like a death cab lyric
with the fifth installment of final destination coming out, i think it’s time we showed catastrophic machinations of the universe to bring two people together, as opposed to their grisly accidental deaths we can still do the death stuff, but maybe to their friends or something
in the wiggledick times, which is the newspaper’s actual name, there’s a section called ‘wiggle or dick’ where different pundits sound off on cultural events and whether or not they’re approved of or disagreed upon previous participants include john cougar mellencamp, rashida jones and henry kissinger (interviewed by jethro wiggledick, sr)
when i hear “wuvcraft” i want to sing “wuuuvcraft! ba-by-wuuuvcraft!” and then the weird guy just says “wuvcraft, baby!” rock lobster
consult your doctor or mechanic right away. sometimes it’s a manufacturing defect, but you can’t be too careful
in the criminal justice system, pet-related crimes are considered not especially noteworthy. a special task force has been convened to deal with the worst of these mildly-inconveniencing behaviors. these are their stories. blug blug (that’s the law and order sound)
you have spoken!! never let it be said there were no consequences
i came up with this character in a starbucks in boston at pax east 2011. coincidence???
that you are actually a racist, for real. just say you’re all for expression of racist opinion, just not racism
