maybe just eat four a day, no good can come of five
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Archive for ‘January, 2011’
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i’ve played about three hours and there’s one part i don’t understand: why it is happening at all i guess, no spoilers, that what has happened in the dead space universe is that there is a metaphor for religion turning people into unthinking monsters that’s dangerous talk, dead space!!!
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heh heh… figures when you’ve got your nose buried so deep in your electric doodads you don’t look where you’re going! when i was your age we didn’t have ipods and ipads and ithis and ithat. we had woolen bowties so you knew who was decent and who was a no-account hoodlum
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i was stunned to learn this, not so much for say, taco bell, but for starbucks. a grande mocha is 400 calories, and i gulp that down in like 3 minutes. it’s like an extra meal instead, why not try some organic steel-cut oats after a morning jog ha ha, jk, gimme them grande mokes [...]
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wait, town cryers don’t say that, that’s a bailiff. cryers say here here no, wait, that’s what i was thinking of — is it here, here or hear, hear? or some combination man, i’m sure glad we have buzzfeed for our important news now
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next time you’re in a graveyard, check around for helpful hints that might keep you from the same trouble those guys experienced. they’re on all the newer headstones — it’s just courteous and plain old fun, so check em out
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for better or for worse, he was just being honest about what was on his mind and, for better or for worse, was a great comic strip
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i’m not sure if anyone will get this comic chatroulette was an internet fad back in 2010 where people could randomly be connected to other chatting partners, and if i know i know, it’s a pretty old idea by now
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now there isn’t edit: some commenters saw that dave did a startlingly similar take on this joke some years ago, and we even both used the waitress element “hon”
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we’ve all been here: someone bought you cool rare earth magnets for your bar mitzvah and you hadda go and eat two of them ain’t you read the warnings!! they’ll pinch your guts, send you packing to the hospital! anyway don’t follow any of the advice in this strip also when you’re done, you can [...]
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