didn’t you ever wonder why popeye had one shut eye all the time? there’s still an eye in there, it’s just swelled shut. he had a weird body to begin with, all that spinach weren’t helpin
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one of the only other times i played a game to where it affected my thinking was when i drove home from work early to buy and play grand theft auto 3 for about 30 minutes. on the drive back to work, i was at a red light and i thought “man, i could totally [...]
is it the same in every part of the high northern hemisphere? does it always feel like you just woke up from a fever breaking, at noon, except it’s dark something about cloud cover, and axial tilt, and the moon, and magnets
i’m so glad that all my barriers are being slowly broken down. you know what else i dislike, even the idea of? magic the gathering. i’ll of course love it by january. hmm… i was not a fan of the middling boat-based sci-fi-horror film virus starring jamie lee curtis. come spring, who knows? maybe i [...]
even robocop — sorry, i mean murphy — needs some off-time he’s a good man and he likes takin a robo-break
what kind of contests do women enjoy at bars? this? do we all just like being damp, as a species based on the novel by pascalle
coming straight to video never before has this human moment been captured on film, and now the marvel and spectacle of this basic life act can be yours for all time tonight is the child’s play dinner, and if you were cool enough to get a ticket, i will see you there. otherwise, you can [...]
if you’re an interpedo with a sex-lust for cyberkids, you can forget about bulletin boards… when you’re in jail if you or a friend know of a webcreep, contact the 1999 cybercrimes division at aol.cyberpolice.alt.newsgroup. hottipsters.web.web.compuserv. 159029,4189,668. you’ll be glad you cyber-did also a piece of news for this weekend if you’re a seattlesman or [...]
i guess that means one foot, that is sort of horrible i don’t know why they’d make a movie like the human centipede. why is there a resurgence of it, is it out on dvd now? is that why io9 linked it all the ads are like “100% medically accurate” which is meaningless. every movie [...]
kinda bummed about leslie nielsen dying in the same way i’m bummed about raul julia’s last movie being street fighter the guy was great at comedy, so great that lesser filmmakers just assumed having him on board would make their work shine when it didn’t sorry hollywood, movies don’t work that way. well, with exceptions [...]
