Archive for ‘June, 2010’
couple has sexual arousal level directly related to number of times their sexual humiliation ritual video is watched on youtube cartoonist gets boner directly proportional to number of comments left on blog
we’ll miss you. ok. bye, man, take it easy. all right. i’ll call you. we’re buds, just go ahead. you’ll miss your ride, he’s probably waiting. go… go ahead, you can wait out on the corner for him all right, see ya. yup. wow what time is it, i may need to hit the hay [...]
yeah, you feel like a jerk now, don’t you bp lookin like the bad guy when they’re actually humanity’s saviors it was all them seabirds and turtles, or mankind
wow, i can’t believe this happened, but i can finally talk about it — british petroleum announced that as part of its public relations push, it was throwing some money to chainsawsuit to help spread the word about all bp is doing to fix the gulf of mexico oil spill oopsie woo woo! anyways look [...]
the tiger tail/fox tail combo is called a tail-y, and tail-y fetishists are called tailsies, not tail-ys tailsies only talk about the idea of a tail-y as an artistic form, while tailsie-ists actually go to the length of making or buying a tail-y for home use of course tailsie-ist tail-ies are made from stuffed animal [...]
i googled the phrase “constipation documentary” just to see if one had been made yet. no such luck, the subject is not being explored by documentarians in any way whatsoever
even salads are just gross things that grew in the dirt! ugh don’t eat any food anymore! it’s disgusting







