imagine how cool it would be if you got a drift driver behind the wheel of the time delorean. he could jump through time and park that thing right between the twin pines before they even existed wonh wonh wonh waaaaa wa-wa-wa-wonh wonh wonh wonnnhhh (that’s the theme from back to the future)
ack! pris can’t fit into her bathing suit!! “sushi… sounds like something my ex-wife would call me!” (c) united features syndicate 1977
that strategy doesn’t work on other shows “why are you guys rushing around cooking, let’s hang out” “we can cross the river and get those torches later, i got new baseball cards” “donald trump is so mean, let’s hug it out over best-friend ring pops”
actually it looks impressive to me, especially the last couple minutes of the video. i don’t know how i feel about isaac talking, but it is a nice change of pace from my old complaint of protagonists never saying a word, yet having to be in environments where they talk to people and people are [...]
are walt’s extra problems just part of his difficult boss job, or are they a result of his drinking? you decide! but it was his drinking, he is a 911 dispatcher and he falls asleep too much
sort of a crisis on infinite parallel chainsawsuits i figure all these guys meet and just… i don’t know. if all these guys are in one place, i guess there’s a lot of universes where the zombies are just runnin riot. come on guys!! having a meet-up was super irresponsible a reminder to my lovely [...]
imagine the thrill of peeing into a heavy porcelain urinal right from the comfort of your own futon i think your friends are gonna be jealous when they see how cool it is to “let it fly” during mario kart
i got scared of this show having only seen it recently, thinking about those men collecting crabs from the ocean floor why don’t we have machines to replace those horrible life-risking jobs, that way those guys could… be… unemployed. hrmm never mind, fish on men
i did another joke about a smurfs movie once, and it was better than the actual smurfs movie coming out. good work, hollywood. what’s that, set it in modern new york?? so papa smurf can do fish-out-of-water jokes about tranny hookers?? yayyy
