next time you invite cthulhu over for a little 4e make sure you check out what he’s working with over there none of his dice remotely meet the standards for what you and i would call closed solids, let alone a good old d20 he rolls in here with stats you’ve never even heard of. [...]
tonight’s the night it all goes down. empty supermarket parking lot. you and a friend. knuck up with flavor knuckles and fight your way to satisfaction chewy nougat coated by peanuts and milk chocolate, all beneath a thin layer of edible brass leaf flavor knuckles: feed the fight(tm)
no moms were harmed during the making of this comic. in fact no moms were present in fact the guy is an alcoholic and just makes up reasons to drink in fact it wasn’t mother’s day but september 2
only non-schools will have guns remember, we are at the tail end of the chainsawsuit 3 sale if you want to get a copy of book 1 and 2 along with it! book 1 is out of print and i have, at last count, 13 left. thirteen! book 1 is not being reprinted. we’re just [...]
everything he walks coolly away from explodes come to think of it, is his name action walkaway, and his nickname “champ?” or is his nickname “action” so it’s really “action” champ walkaway? or maybe it’s his first, middle and last names. maybe who cares, we’ll never see this guy again i mean, remember hit character
there is not a lot to do in the sea besides feats of strength p.s. in case you haven’t heard, chainsawsuit book 3 is out and i’m almost out of book 1!!! go lookit!! i will take down the book 1 offer shortly as i’ll run out quite shortly
in case you didn’t know, boner college is a story of a group of young men fighting the fascism of flaccism boners are useful for other reasons beyond sexual. here’s a short list: – keeps blood away from the other organs – could increase embarrassment in a timely fashion – a variable ruler – allows [...]
anubis never likes anything he’s got to say, so may as well forget about it. and now horus is joining in on the act i’d take it up with hr if i was him, this is discriminatory speaking of discrimination, you can show how much discriminating taste you gots by buying the all-new razzle-dazzle chainsawsuit [...]
