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Archive for ‘April, 2010’
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the best prices, the best help and the best computer-men, guaranteed our computersmen are ready to serve you, totally believable in every respect as they very slowly lurch their way towards you, being very careful not to knock loose their 486 headpieces or shoulder-mounted everex laptops (vintage! real! always on!) our belief is that to [...]
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robots that transform into old naked men! more than meets the eye, but unfortunately the eye will have to look down quite often
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there’s this diner in westwood near ucla, i think it’s still there. it’s called headlines i fondly remember pulling all-nighters with my friend adam on thursdays — the only time during the week to complete the homework due friday morning was all night thursday. i didn’t make it nearly as late as he could, but [...]
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before the tables get turned on you! or should i say… the hands of the clock get turned on you! or should i say… the gears get turned on you! something other than tables, there are no tables inside of a watch and that doesn’t work.
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a pair of twins who really know how to make a statement in restaurants, both with their food and their presence
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that’s right, it’s an old legend, but it’s not one without merit. since caveman days, scientists have tried to figure out how to not have us go to the bathroom anymore think about it — it is a totally alien experience that requires its own private area in the home. and it can literally take [...]
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where is the man in the chainsawsuit, you ask well, he has no time for such frivolities. he is fighting zombies twenty-four-sev except for when he’s asleep, or at work, or relaxing. otherwise, fightin zombies
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there are dangers everywhere in this world. look at this one-man cautionary tale a chance meeting at a milan fashion show and 40 latex-and-tortoise-shell minutes later, a human life is forever altered i am not referring to lady gaga because she is not a human
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