Archive for ‘March, 2010’
in these troubled economic times, humble sandwiches have the margin advantage over the overpriced, bourgeois pizza and as pizza sales tumble, sandwich lovers sing their refrain ever louder will pizza force man be able to adapt to the new climate? find out never by the way, i’m at emerald city comicon this weekend in seattle, [...]
i think the internet is important in that it allows for this style of commentary. if that thought doesn’t work out it will not be clasped to the popular bosom anyway, “code of hammurabi” shirts, $48
you have to hand it to the time ruiner when he sets out to ruin something, he doesn’t just ruin other people’s times. he ruins all time, forever, including his own past marty mcfly was the original time ruiner, but he didn’t quite seal that deal in his past i think you know what i’m [...]
goats have a preternatural sense re: foods they will be served. check out this goat. do you think there was a doubt in his mind and check out these dumb goats, they are so weighted with the knowledge of future events that they are frequently overcome with sorrow
this would be a great pilot for a scarily-ironic tv show, called “twilight zone for balls” each week for one half-hour (and in later seasons, a full hour), you are threatened by commonplace objects and events conspiring to destroy your private area i’m sorry also check it out, guys: this week is the emerald city [...]
then god will like you also check it out, my nerds: i’m going to roflcon in boston in late april, how crazy is that?! it is pretty crazy. it also means chainsawsuit has arrived as an internet force that is as big as if not bigger than anonymous. so watch out!! my force is called [...]
he can’t get a break from this chief speaking of cops, i was watching the winter olympics and missing jay leno because he is for all intents and purposes the humor police. he finds humor and sends it straight to jail. this looks like a sketch from their intern sent to trawl the internet for [...]







