Comments on: horrible concerns of the modren man

By: Barcode

Barcode — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 00:01:19 +0000

don't worry, men, the seat will flip sideways as the one side of the seat goes past the bowl, rendering you sideways and not balls-guillotining

By: magflare

magflare — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 00:40:47 +0000

I am the modren man (Toilet! Toilet! I'm on the toilet!)/
Who sits upon the can (Toilet! Toilet! I'm on the toilet!)/
And hopes no one can hear (Toilet! Toilet! I'm on the toilet!)/
His genitals get sheared

By: Merlin

Merlin — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 17:15:34 +0000

Keep your junk away from the waffle iron maker. Problem solved.

By: Merlin

Merlin — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 17:14:33 +0000

You need vindication for peeing outside. There y'go.

By: Gim

Gim — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 14:34:29 +0000

oh god oh god oh god

By: Lexi

Lexi — Tue, 04 May 2010 00:58:10 +0000

Ha I'm a girl :]

less to worry about :]

By: El Zoof

El Zoof — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 08:34:57 +0000

Argh. Argh argh argh! Argh? Argh argh aaargh, argh argh aargh. Aaaaargh.

I think I speak for all men.

By: Vince

Vince — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 10:06:24 +0000

Where's the psychic goat gone to? Man that sounds odd taken out of context…

By: Pizzasoup

Pizzasoup — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 06:44:56 +0000

I can't stop thinking about this.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

By: mudfoot

mudfoot — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 06:11:55 +0000

Toilet seats? Bah. What's really scary are waffles.

You cannot imagine the horror.

the horror.

the horror….