make sure your secret agents are protected, and are wearing their collar actually now that i think about it, cats do have those microchips in case they get lost. that is pretty secret agent-y!! i want a microchip embedded in my skin that helps people find me… …for high-intrigue missions
you can get these made at basically any street fair, mostly in portland mine is pretty nice, it’s made of my own hair and parts of my clothes that came off in the lint trap actually it’s creeping me out how well it works, and i want to destroy it somehow, but i’m afraid of [...]
there is a great stephen king short story, “survivor type,” about a med student who is the sole survivor of a small chartered airplane crash on a microscopic island with absolutely no food or water anywhere on it. he’s not a good guy; in fact the purpose of this trip was to deliver a big [...]
hopefully i’m doing a stellar job as the pax east media ambassador. if you see me there this weekend, come over to bandland where i am sitting with scott and get a blamimation poster and a lazy cat poster (!!!) exclusive to pax east i think i have a deep, abiding understanding of what people [...]
in this hectic modern world, there are few things that guarantee trust. even our old friend the handshake could be co-opted by liars, thieves and schemers of all kinds let ‘em know you’re trustworthy, because in addition to this transaction, you’re also willing to take on all his diseases that oughta rally the troops come [...]
just when you thought you were done listening to your aunt crying about messing up your life or whatever, the domino’s guy shows up early for once and blows the whole deal okay, that’s fine, maybe once your family takes a gander at that piping-hot drug-lover’s pizza they’ll change their tune hand-tossed crust, real slices [...]
one bird in the hand is worth two in the bush three ladies in the nest, four-twenty, pass the kush don’t pull your feathers out, let me give em a push my baby mama is a lark but my shorty a thrush bird p.s. gangsta bird does not condone violence in the club. he is [...]
is easy ’cause you’re beautiful beautiful beautiful beautiful beautiful anyway, here are some easy tips for making love to a copier: – the lid is your best bet but throw away all the copies after – avoid the paper trays, full of their 8.5×11″ wiener knives – don’t use a brother multifunction copier/fax, it’s called [...]
yeah. yeah i just went where no one would dare. i’m ready, kotaku. bring it, 1up so i’m watching these two cavort on screen and i’m wondering why their health bars are decreasing, this would serve only to fill mine up the child in the third panel is a different story he returns home with [...]
