Archive for ‘February, 2010’
it’s tough being a modern-day zombiehawk used to be that all you had to deal with was legions of undead now they all have robot arms and jetpacks and top hats and heat vision and bacon. it doesn’t make them tougher, it just makes them lame let me know when they start to sparkle so [...]
i have read complaints that nbc is not doing a good job with olympic coverage. to that i say it is the winter olympics, not the real olympics they are just practicing for 2012
if i was a kid and ran the world i would put guns on a pet dinosaur and it would somehow help the environment
it’s not what you think though! you run the tube into your mouth, down your throat and snake it all the way through all your guts p.s. it’s the third friday of the month, enjoy your blamimation at patv
one dog and one other dog do some police work sexily hey have you guys seen the new stuff at the chainsawsuit store? you should!!! you’ll love it! – anthrodog cop
this trend is not going away you guys if your website doesn’t let users sign up for some twitter clone then you’re losing a ton of business
- dipping your fellow soldier’s buzzcut in the inkwell – putting a thumbtack on the joint chiefs of staff’s chairs – blowing up the wrong uranium refinery!!
i’ve been watching the nuts out of mad men recently and i wonder why i never saw the show before this i wish i could be chain smoking in those 1960s spaces forming roflcopters and goatse for a whole generation







