- take your lady to a hog rendering plant for sumptuous sausage heaven – split a bagel and just a little jam. it’s just fun and polite – skip rocks at an old folks home – live in a barn with her for several years. – tell her about your graphic dong surgery – she [...]
i think maybe “moby dick” wouldn’t elicit giggles if we knew why that’s what he was called. i mean, when humphrey bogart mentions being a dick in the big sleep i don’t laugh because i know that’s a nickname for a doctor actually moby dick doesn’t make me laugh either why can’t i feel joy
in this economy you take work where you can get it and hell needs private consultants with fresh ideas to shake things up what about casual fridays pretty sure that’s a far side joke
the time ruiner makes a deluxe appearance here in today’s strip where he decides to ruin time in a not-fun way usually it’s shenanigans, but this time, i dunno i’ll let you hunt through the archives for the other time ruiners to decide for yourself
pineapple hats are made from real pineapple husks, cored and sealed! they still have the tantalizing smell of pineapple, but don’t worry — there is no remaining food on the hat of any kind!! only $80 each
who knows, maybe sea chest is going to check the tanks from there? it could be could be a good idea
this guy was built for adventure
other problems: – we’re leaving money on the table – i’m gonna part the kimono – we’re burning cycles on this problem – i don’t mean to clutch the drama-harp – let’s lift the hefty bag over our heads – see if this farts a million for you – i’m not pro-anti-pro-pro, but i’m not [...]
this lesser duo of gaming history is often forgotten, mostly because everything in the game and instruction manual was written in an incredibly dense eye-dialect approximation of a new york accent. so impenetrable was this writing style that the rules of the game were impossible to understand. “boiga bruddas” premiered on the now-defunct shibata nsx [...]
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