how can you make it as a private eye in a man’s world, let alone a hermaphrodite horse wearing a diaper’s world whose number of limbs increase with level of sexual arousal
Archive for ‘January, 2010’
use this on your designer boss. at first he’ll fire you but then you can come back as a consultant for ten times the pay inspired by a non-fight with magnolia
make sure you vote in this webcomic-of-the-decade poll! who knows who will win?!! probably least i could do but it’s worth a vote right
if you own a restaurant, make sure your servers have the following – poise – charm – good memory – pasties w/ tassels and a cute kaboose to boot!!!!! your clientele will be so turned on they won’t even taste the food!!! then you will be arrested for prostitution
i’m with whatever is with or without coco but definitely without jimmy
January 19, 2010i think the biggest reason why i hate jimmy fallon is that he conducts a talk show the way i would, which of course, would be to just tell all your guests that you were a huge fan of theirs when you were 11 and just guffaw throughout the interview in lieu of asking questions [...]
the objective of boiga bruddas is to guide the two bruddas, busta an blusta boiga, through a game world full of falling burger parts, rickety bridges and enemies called picklemen. if the picklemen get too much mustard on your boiga the game ends. it has been called “not a good game at all, but incredibly [...]







