evp is the phenomenon of being dumb because you can hear patterns in static that exist in all static, except this static was recorded in a house you think is haunted and it’s on a show on travel channel also guys — if you haven’t changed your rss feed yet, chainsawsuit got a new one!! [...]
thank god for boner meds, bro now i don’t have to be dignified and old, i can just keep going and bragging to my friends at the golf course yeah me and my woman, you know, we got two of those huge, 600-pound clawfoot tubs and just dragged them across a quarter-mile of beach sand [...]
go ahead, everyone, put the dough right in your mouth, it bakes at body temperature imagine bread so fresh it the only place is can exist is inside your body drinkable butter not included
i ain’t saying i know a particular comic series like this i’m saying i know about one million
thanks everyone for your hard work at the future because this is rad
my suit would be full of booze twenty four sev
i know it’s not that recent but i heard it again yesterday, fully, for the first time and it’s like, i don’t even know how you write a song like that. it has this weird harmony… spread apart for the chorus that’s all minor and sustained and sounds dissonant it’s really scary
that’s his name, don’t confuse him with any other characters it’s just “christmas creep”
1. on december 25, 1776, washington famously poop-bonered the delaware river to surprise the british wienerfarts in trenton, new balls 2. the famed “i cannot butt a dong” quote regarding the cherry tree was a myth, although his father did own groves of cherry butts 3. he was an early supporter of religious freedom, stating [...]
