introducing barry, the guy who speaks the same way he writes the anti-hero in his brooding self-insert fanfic
that morning, the comment card at the denny’s in augusta, maine was over 30 pages long, and it contained:
- an indictment of kathy, the waitress who apparently can’t tell the difference between pork and turkey sausage
- a thorough lambasting of the deplorable denny’s corporate culture
- what hand so-called “new media” had in this disaster
- seriously, it must say “pork” and “turkey” on the boxes. is she illiterate?? must i be tasked with crafting my own to-specification lumberjack slam???